O boy O boy I cant wait for Halloween! ---------------------------- stopped raining
20 Ways to Confuse Your Trick-or-Treaters
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golfballs, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they getnear the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag,and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, andact confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "TopSecret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look aroundsuspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them thebriefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. Whentrick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When theydo, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surpriseparty.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if theycan figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that itmakes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse,and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters goaway.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it outinto the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!" 9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, actshocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam thedoor and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-upsbefore you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them ordertheir candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins atanyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window,crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your houseas you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at thetrick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, andstart flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyoneprotests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had leftover from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give thetrick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and severalhalf-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and closethe door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that youdon't have any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne onyour porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow beforethe pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the momentyou open the door, and angrily throw the candy at thetrick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
Thanks Leigh!!!!!
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