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Sunday, 3 August 2003
I draw like a two year old!! ^_^ ------------------------------- breezy and warm

Posted by aglophobia at 10:58 PM EDT
Friday, 1 August 2003
O boy O boy I cant wait for Halloween! ---------------------------- stopped raining
20 Ways to Confuse Your Trick-or-Treaters

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golfballs, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they getnear the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag,and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, andact confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "TopSecret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look aroundsuspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them thebriefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. Whentrick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When theydo, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surpriseparty.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if theycan figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that itmakes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse,and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters goaway.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it outinto the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!" 9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, actshocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam thedoor and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-upsbefore you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them ordertheir candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins atanyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window,crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your houseas you can.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at thetrick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, andstart flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyoneprotests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had leftover from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give thetrick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and severalhalf-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and closethe door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that youdon't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne onyour porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow beforethe pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the momentyou open the door, and angrily throw the candy at thetrick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.



Thanks Leigh!!!!!

Posted by aglophobia at 5:47 PM EDT
Tangerine Speedo ------------------------ rainy
DAH!
I will seriously shoot myself if I have to do one more swap at camp!!!!! All of the A+C staff are at the point where we are so sick of working its unbelieveable. Ugh.....
On top of that, we didn't get to perform our music video. Not that I think this year's could have come close to topping last years (that was crazy raunchy sick) but it still was kinda disappointing... double ugh....
On a lighter note-
Right now I'm listening to this song called Tangerine Speedo. I think this is my new favorite song lol!
Well thunder has started so I guess I should get offline.
Meh.
I think tonight I will stay in and do my nails and relax. Then I'll go online and work on my site and read fan fiction until the wee hours of the morning. And watch the new episode of Lizzie McGuire too lol
Hey, I am addicted, and I hate hate hillary duff. Did you see her new music video? ew.
Anyway, I'm not sure what i'm going to add to my site, I'll have to look around... I just added a random quote generator haha lots of fun
(Thanks Julie! Sora i diiiidn't haha XP)
We'll see.
I have nothing else to say.
So that's it.
Bye.

Posted by aglophobia at 5:24 PM EDT
Thursday, 31 July 2003
Waffles and molestation --------------------------- cool, rainy
Konnichiwa!!
Wow. Today I brought in a waffle maker and we made waffles in A+C. YAY! They were very good, but I swear the way some of the campers and counslors were looking at the waffles and ice cream I was beginning to fear the arts and crafts staff would be mugged for our food lol!
I had a cello lesson today too. I had extra time to practice, which was nice, and I did very well in my lesson.
I have been very busy lately, with my site and communicating with my Japanese friends and work AAAAHHHHHHHHH lolol. I am surprised I had time to do anything extra, like update.
But I somehow keep finding the time, you lucky people you! XP
Sayounara!!

Posted by aglophobia at 8:33 PM EDT
Wednesday, 30 July 2003
No, that's a cylinder! ------------------------------------ sunny and cooler
lol. Today was cookout and everything was pretty much normal until about 7th period, when we received a QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE CAKE from Aaron's mother. Apparently, he had promised us a cake last year. Omg, this thing was delicious! It was even still warm!!
Who says patience isn't a virtue???
lol. So, to show our appreciation, we sent Aaron's mom one of A+C's infamous fairy grams and a big thank you card. We tried to draw a cake on the front but it kept looking like a cylinder lol.... finally I got to draw it and it turned out okay.... well it looked more like a cake than a cylinder anyway lol XD
Ok, I gtg do more stuff for camp... I promised I would work on swaps (yuck). C ya

Posted by aglophobia at 5:37 PM EDT
Tuesday, 29 July 2003
Parents visiting day at Elbow Lane ---------------------- partly cloudy
Like the title says, today was parent visiting day at Elbow Lane. My mommy came and saw me working today *^_^* lol
Other than that, nothing to report really..... um, see you tomorrow

Posted by aglophobia at 9:28 PM EDT
Monday, 28 July 2003
Halloween --------------------------------- overcast
Today was pretty normal.... nothing new to tell about.
Tonight I think I am going to go to the circle and meet up with Sam and the gang..... Sam says it's a costume party so I should dress up......
>.>
Uh-huh.
Anyway, I have to go practice the cello. Bleh....

Posted by aglophobia at 5:39 PM EDT
Sunday, 27 July 2003
Japan PenFriends! -------------------------- ick, humid
Today was a good day!!! I worked on my website and put up an ad for a Japanese PenFriend and I'm already getting replies. Also, my BMI is down to 19.8!!! I want to be down to 19 tho.... but I'm getting there ^_^
My parents have some friends over for dinner so I've been up here. but I'm online, so I'm not complaining! Anyway, I gtg put up another page of my site. C ya

Posted by aglophobia at 8:43 PM EDT
Saturday, 26 July 2003
Rock Movement #1: The Head Bob ---------------sunny
Yesterday I went to the Blue Man Group performance at the MANN music center. I was really surprised, it was way better than I had expected. The theme of the whole performance was a how-to on how to be a rock star. It was actually pretty funny. If you are considering seeing it, I would recommend it.
Since I got back at one last night, I haven't really done anything today except for sleeping and updating (I woke up at noon!!! XP) but I will babysit at 7:30, so maybe I'll update then.... but I have to watch Lizzie McGuire first (lolol Patty). I MISSED THE NEW EPISODE YESTERDAY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO....... lolol
I also saw this crazy cool show last week, Teen Titans. Please tell me I'm not the only one who watched this!!! There's a new episode tonight at 9 on Cartoon Network, so watch it! lol. I actually the concept of adolescent superheroes, and the animation is a nice cross between Invader Zim and Anim?. Haha, I kinda sound like I'm trying to advertise the shows or something.... >_<
Well, see you all later....

Posted by aglophobia at 12:58 PM EDT
Friday, 25 July 2003
Polygamy at Elbow Lane ---------------- sunny and cooler
Today was the carnival at Elbow Lane! Yay! It was a lot of fun, there was cotton candy, sno cones, face painting (where I worked), rides, tattoos, and the ever popular marriage booth!
Ah, the marige booth....
The marriage booth has been at this camp for as long as I can remember, and every year kids use it to compete to see who can have the most wives. lol. I married 4 people (Carly, Patty, Arnella, and Kevin) lol. My friend Arnella married 13 people!! lolol.
Yup. Polygamy at Elbow Lane. ^o^
I must go now, I get to see the Blue Man Group tonight at 6, so I better run. Later!

Posted by aglophobia at 5:16 PM EDT

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